Hostage with Benefits: A Spicy Mafia Romcom

Natalia’s Pros and Cons of Being Kidnapped by a Russian Mafia Enforcer

Pros

• Free room and board (in a mansion)
• Surprisingly fast Wi-Fi
• Hot captor who’s exactly my type
• Three orgasms and intense eye contact
• Might be in love???
• His housekeeper adopted me (???)

Cons

• He’s a criminal
• He’s threatening my father (but honestly, fair)
• I may be developing Stockholm syndrome
• He talks about putting a baby in me 
• I kind of… don’t hate it?
• My therapist will need a therapist

Current relationship status:
Hostage with benefits.

Hostage with Benefits is a spicy mafia romcom that pokes fun at everyone’s favorite cliche mafia romance tropes while being completely unserious and over the top.